I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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