i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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