he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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