I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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