How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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