But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
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