I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
You're a waste of cheezeits
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Why can't burritos get me drunk
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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