Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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