we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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