Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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