1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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