When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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