Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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