My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Randomize
