We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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