isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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