I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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