I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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