This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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