ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
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