I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
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