She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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