He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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