Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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