Little spoons don't ask big questions
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize