I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
Randomize
