I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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