how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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