yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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