so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Randomize
