3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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