Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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