My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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