Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Alive.
So much puke
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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