just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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