i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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