I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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