I am puke
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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