Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I don't think brook has ever known best
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
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