Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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