we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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