I wish I could punch you in the face.
North Korea, Best Korea!
wakey wakey hands off snakey
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
