Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
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