I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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