you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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