why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
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