Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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