I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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