**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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