What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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