do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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