So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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