hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Watching her eat just hurts me
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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