This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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