Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
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